if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw
(Source: kakerukurosawa, via perfect-unison)
Stupid things I’ve heard today because of my attire.
1) No one in the history of mankind has every played darts while wearing a tie.
2) We’re gonna make a new gay site and call it guys in ties.
"Underneath everything in your life, there’s that thing – that empty… forever empty. Just the knowledge that it’s all for nothing and you’re alone. You know, it’s down there. And sometimes…when things clear away, you’re not watching anything, you’re in your car and you start going, ‘Oh no. Here it comes. I’m alone.' Like, it starts to visit on you. Just the sadness; life is tremendously sad just by being in it. And then you're driving and then you go, 'Ahhhh!' That's why we text and drive […] People are willing to risk taking a life and ruining their own because they don't wanna be alone for a second.” x
(Source: c-mines, via lowercase-numbers)
selling drugs to your girlfriend’s mom is one hell of a first impression
This reminds me of rolling joints in front of my gf’s parents. Such a weird feeling.